Today is the first official day of fall.
No more days that are so hot
the air sticks to your sweaty skin like an unflattering dress .
No more fat hairy men walking around without shirts on.
From now on
it'll be crisp mornings,
a spread of colors that could give any painter an orgasm.
and that incomparable smell that is
I absolutely adore fall with a burning passion.
I can't express how much I love it.
Except today was a let down.
Not fall weather at all.
Mother Nature better get in touch with the calender soon, or I'll be one angry woman.