tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23272900007534613932024-02-21T02:44:23.261-08:00Poor Jack and His Giant Feetemily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-16690904086640234392010-01-17T14:00:00.000-08:002010-01-17T14:15:39.989-08:00The big 1-5!<div style="text-align: center;">It's my birthday today!</div><div style="text-align: center;">And what a magical birthday it's been!</div><div><div style="text-align: center;">Firstly, I woke up at about 9 30 to a bottle of Chanel no.5 and some gift cards. </div><div style="text-align: center;">Then, I was chauffeured down to Yorkville, where I splurged on a plate French toast which puts all other toasts to shame. </div><div style="text-align: center;">After my lovely meal at <i>Sassafraz</i>, I went shopping. </div><div style="text-align: center;">I swear, hearing the sound of my high heels clacking on the marble floors of Holt Renfrew is the soundtrack of heaven. </div><div style="text-align: center;">(Naturally, the only thing I left with was that feeling that you get when you fall in love.)</div><div style="text-align: center;">High on life and love, I bought some gorgeous (and expensive) clothes, and then made my way home from the marvelous streets of downtown.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Even after cleaning my room and studying for a tomorrows french test, I'm as elated as ever.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Nothing can dampen my spirits today.</div><div style="text-align: center;">La vie est en rose!</div></div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-52295306121889914322010-01-11T19:09:00.000-08:002010-01-11T19:10:32.072-08:00Best Conversation # 5<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; "><h5 class="other" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 2px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 6px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 6px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); "><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1469642668" style="cursor: pointer; color: rgb(59, 89, 152); text-decoration: none; ">Justin</a></h5><p class="p_other pic_padding" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; ">I've assumed a new identitiy</p><h5 class="self" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); margin-top: 2px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 6px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 6px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); "><span class="time_stamp ts_self" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); float: right; font-size: 9px; font-weight: normal; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; ">21:58</span>Emily</h5><div id="pending_1469642668_2470492244" class="pic_padding"></div><p id="msg_1469642668_2470492244" class="p_self pic_padding" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; ">Care to elaborate?</p><h5 class="other" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 2px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 6px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 6px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); "><span class="time_stamp ts_other" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); float: right; font-size: 9px; font-weight: normal; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; ">21:58</span><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1469642668" style="cursor: pointer; color: rgb(59, 89, 152); text-decoration: none; ">Justin</a></h5><p class="p_other pic_padding" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; ">I'm no longer Justin.</p><h5 class="self" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); margin-top: 2px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 6px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 6px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); "><span class="time_stamp ts_self" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); float: right; font-size: 9px; font-weight: normal; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; ">21:59</span>Emily</h5><div id="pending_1469642668_483836336" class="pic_padding"></div><p id="msg_1469642668_483836336" class="p_self pic_padding" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; ">Why not? When did this happen? Who are you now?</p><h5 class="other" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 2px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 6px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 6px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); "><span class="time_stamp ts_other" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); float: right; font-size: 9px; font-weight: normal; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; ">21:59</span><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1469642668" style="cursor: pointer; color: rgb(59, 89, 152); text-decoration: none; ">Justin</a></h5><p class="p_other pic_padding" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; ">Dunno</p><h5 class="self" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(119, 119, 119); margin-top: 2px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 6px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 6px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); "><span class="time_stamp ts_self" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); float: right; font-size: 9px; font-weight: normal; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; ">22:00</span>Emily</h5><div id="pending_1469642668_2765911336" class="pic_padding"></div><p id="msg_1469642668_2765911336" class="p_self pic_padding" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; ">?????????????????????????????</p><h5 class="other" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 2px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 6px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 6px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); "><span class="time_stamp ts_other" style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153); float: right; font-size: 9px; font-weight: normal; padding-top: 1px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; ">22:00</span><a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1469642668" style="cursor: pointer; color: rgb(59, 89, 152); text-decoration: none; ">Justin</a></h5><p class="p_other pic_padding" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; ">I joke.</p><p class="p_other pic_padding" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; ">I'm still me.</p></span>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-24509754258368398312009-11-21T20:02:00.000-08:002009-11-21T20:21:49.163-08:00Saturday...<div style="text-align: center;">Sorry I haven't posted anything in a really super dee duper long time. </div><div style="text-align: center;">Quiche- I was not referring to you or Anna-Banana</div><div style="text-align: center;">BUT I am actually so glad you read my blog!!!</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's exciting, because all this time I was convinced I was just writing for nobody... kind of like I was just throwing all these words into the the ocean, hoping the odd fish would like them or something... weird analogy, sorry, ANYWAYS, ok.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">So for dinner today I had a bowl of captain crunch, salt and vinegar chips and popcorn. </div><div style="text-align: center;">Aren't I just the biggest health nut you've ever met?</div><div style="text-align: center;">In all seriousness, I feel sick to my stomach.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Remind me to never eat junk food ever again.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm going to start living a very impressive healthy lifestyle. </div><div style="text-align: center;">Tommorow, I'll make a spinach and walnut salad, then go jogging and take a multi-vitamin... except I probably won't because </div><div style="text-align: center;">a)I'm too lazy to go jogging, especially in the freezing cold and </div><div style="text-align: center;">b) If there is anything I learned from Big Bang Theory, it's that all you get out of taking a multi-vitamin is very expensive pee. </div><div style="text-align: center;">But what the hell am I talking about this for?</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm going to go do something else now, BYE!</div><div style="text-align: center;"> </div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-82155410416348051052009-10-13T18:26:00.000-07:002009-10-13T18:55:30.969-07:00Tuesday<div style="text-align: center;">Oh man.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Thanksgiving is brutal.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm still full.<br />Stuffed nicely with turkey and pie.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Hope everyone had a nice weekend, </div><div style="text-align: center;">full of thanks and food.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I wish I could put up more photos.</div><div style="text-align: center;">The bulk of this blog was supposed to be images,</div><div style="text-align: center;">except my camera broke and I've got to wait until Christmas for a new one.</div><div style="text-align: center;">So, my nine readers, you must bear with me until then.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">What to talk about, what to talk about....</div><div style="text-align: center;">Oh I know.</div><div style="text-align: center;">How do you guys feel about Hooters?<br />I personally find the whole concept disgusting.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It seems so wrong that a "family" restaurant should be based around the objectification and exploitation of the female body.</div><div style="text-align: center;">That's not right.</div><div style="text-align: center;">My brother went there a few days ago, and he kept saying that it's a "family" restaurant.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's bad enough that this restaurant even exists, but can you imagine small, easily influenced, girls coming there with their families? </div><div style="text-align: center;">Looking up to these women?</div><div style="text-align: center;">I was so upset that anyone would go there.</div><div style="text-align: center;"> Even the name frustrates me... Hooters.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's gross.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Urghh.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm going to stop myself before I go on a full out feminist rant.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-73648302361048921262009-10-04T16:24:00.001-07:002009-10-04T16:27:38.695-07:00Best Concersation #4<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; "><h5 class="other" style="font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 2px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 6px; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 6px; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(238, 238, 238); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; line-height: 14px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: normal;"><b><br /></b></span></span></span></span></h5><p class="p_other pic_padding" style="text-align: center;font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; ">Justin: I'm going to Ikea monday.<br />I looove Ikea.</p><p class="p_other pic_padding" style="text-align: center;font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; "><br /></p><p class="p_other pic_padding" style="text-align: center;font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; ">Emily:I do too. I haven't been there in years</p><div id="pending_1469642668_608558532" class="pic_padding"></div><p id="msg_1469642668_608558532" class="p_self pic_padding" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; "> You should get one of those mini cactuses that they have... I live for those<br /><br /></p><div style="text-align: center;">Justin: I'll get a three pack.<br />One for me.<br />One for you.<br />And we'll smash up the third one, because odd numbers blow.</div><p></p></span></div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-67107293087641476932009-09-30T18:34:00.000-07:002009-09-30T18:47:12.377-07:00Best Conversation # 3<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Justin: H</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">ow do you get to school?</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;">Emily: With my handy dandy legs</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;">Justin: Whoah. That's new</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;">Emily: My new fangled mode of transportation...I'm thinking of patenting the idea</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;">Justin: You should make a leg metropass.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;">Emily: I'm imagining how that might work....</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;">Justin: It wouldn't.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;">I just like ideas with no follow up.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;">Emily: Me too. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;">I plan things all day long and never follow through.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 14px;font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><div id="pending_1469642668_2590324636" class="pic_padding"></div><p id="msg_1469642668_2590324636" class="p_self pic_padding" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Justin:We should make like an investment firm for people with idea that they cant follow.</span></span></p><p id="msg_1469642668_2590324636" class="p_self pic_padding" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">They tell us the idea and we profit off of it.</span></span></p><p id="msg_1469642668_2590324636" class="p_self pic_padding" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></p><p id="msg_1469642668_2590324636" class="p_self pic_padding" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); padding-top: 2px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 2px; padding-left: 3px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 4px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 4px; line-height: 14px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Emily: That's sounds like a plan.</span></span></p></span>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-77783454278050764452009-09-29T18:04:00.000-07:002009-09-29T18:45:57.712-07:00Tuesday.<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Had my first tap class today.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Fun stuff.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Got to practice my parradiddles.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLJZID-KiptEvgcPMBMyJsCE3L2aLovGW6KBHSC5BeeNo-xGW5ed9p9DCgUTQnV8DcDP3h0pRpaxCnyaR4vosjIjffmLYKN7dCpTh15hwY6NuFzNezzQzn_hEfL7AQo5-Lmvlpjof252ci/s200/tapdancing1.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 154px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387061315674185378" /><div style="text-align: center;">Today a funny thing happened to me today.</div><div style="text-align: center;">So we all know or have seen crazy people.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I hate to sound mean, but you know the kind of people I'm talking about.</div><div style="text-align: center;">The kind that mutter angrily to themselves,</div><div style="text-align: center;">or strike up random conversations with you in the subway.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Well I generally don't think too much about crazy people.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I never really think about what they do to eat and sleep and stuff like that.</div><div style="text-align: center;">But today, I went to this diner for dinner, </div><div style="text-align: center;">and there was a crazy man in front of me in line.</div><div style="text-align: center;">He was muttering to himself and everything.</div><div style="text-align: center;">And he ordered a double cheese burger with</div><div style="text-align: center;">mayonnaise, a TON onions...</div><div style="text-align: center;">(more onions please sir thank you sir more sir thank you so much sir)</div><div style="text-align: center;">and lots and lots of pickles. </div><div style="text-align: center;">It looked like a disgusting mess on a pair of buns.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I never even considered that crazy people would eat crazy things.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It was a strangely thought provoking experience.</div><div style="text-align: center;">But then, thinking about the lives of crazy people for a long time made me kind of sad,</div><div style="text-align: center;">so I stopped.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">And the diner I went to was fabulous.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It was so wonderfully cliche.</div><div style="text-align: center;">The guy working there was this greasy old Italian man, </div><div style="text-align: center;">wearing an apron the fit very snuggly under his belly.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It had grease stains on it and everything.</div><div style="text-align: center;">He gave me a free pita.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Before I go, I'll leave you another heart throb.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">.<img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7-KP8U3pdzpjPSDZeHTdOOZjMdUcDe3aF_K5BvYRh88Z7GsKu8H_QKAU8cLcOYSktmdrGiXJWn2tm0676BKEYG5RXA6eTKAG9fPEfvlqnKmTsjyVmZRHpjgD4L2WMk6xJAkGudiVvieJJ/s200/jAMES+Franco.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I would just like to point out his godly bone structure.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-24859028415650291432009-09-27T15:02:00.000-07:002009-09-27T15:29:08.880-07:00Lazing on a Sunday...<div style="text-align: center;">I did nothing today.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It was a nice nothing though.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Not a depressing nothing.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Very relaxing.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Because I did nothing, I don't really have anything to talk about.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'll just leave you with this picture.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil04p0s08mc4Psy2z4rfDSHxsgM7hWjczrman8kgtgnHJTUZ2M2XHl67M9gzfm7943PCtu2iItyWgyk4ZycgAhTNjrl2Wb7vKg5sVmevQ7o5Jq4b2x3ranr7gU1cFjeF_iYmPNS3r6xJE-/s400/040_FP1086~James-Dean-Posters%5B1%5D.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">That James Dean was one attractive cat.</div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-41474010008325628752009-09-26T18:44:00.000-07:002009-09-26T18:53:48.079-07:00Fame.<div style="text-align: center;">Ok.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I hate to sound cheesy, but Fame was the best movie EVER!</div><div style="text-align: center;">I want to go sing</div><div style="text-align: center;">and play cello and saxophone.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I want to go dance.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I wish I could dance.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I want to act.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I want to do SOMETHING.</div><div style="text-align: center;">AHH.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Go see this movie.</div><div style="text-align: center;">It's the most ridiculously inspirational movie ever.</div><div style="text-align: center;">You leave the theater wanting to express yourself,</div><div style="text-align: center;">however you possibly can.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Speaking of dancing,</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm signing up for tap lessons...</div><div style="text-align: center;">As if my family and neighbors didn't already think I was loud enough.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Get ready for a deafening combination of tap dancing and sax playing.</div><div style="text-align: center;">And singing as loud as I can.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I swear to god, I want to belt my lungs out.</div><div style="text-align: center;">That movie is ridiculous.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-28426153877986267792009-09-25T20:25:00.000-07:002009-09-25T20:28:51.280-07:00Best conversation ever #2<div style="text-align: center;">Emily: What the hell Laura? What are you doing to my wenis???</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Laura: Oh my god!</div><div style="text-align: center;"> I have, like, the most humungonormous wenis ever!!!</div><div style="text-align: center;">Put your finger there... it's like a pig in a blanket.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">*A wenis, for anyone who does not know,</div><div style="text-align: center;">is the skin on your elbow that is very stretchy.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-14557241701372899082009-09-24T19:14:00.000-07:002009-09-24T19:17:00.537-07:00Best conversation ever<div style="text-align: center;">Justin: Do you ever get those days where you wake up feeling really happy,</div><div style="text-align: center;">but then you're like</div><div style="text-align: center;">'I have no reason to feel happy today',</div><div style="text-align: center;">and the you get sad?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Emily: Yup.<br /><br />Justin: That's me every Tuesday.</div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-42733108621579625652009-09-22T18:48:00.000-07:002009-09-22T19:19:36.763-07:00I've waited a year and IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!<div style="text-align: center;">Today is the first official day of fall.</div><div style="text-align: center;">That's right.</div><div style="text-align: center;">No more days that are so hot </div><div style="text-align: center;">the air sticks to your sweaty skin like an unflattering dress .</div><div style="text-align: center;">No more fat hairy men walking around without shirts on.</div><div style="text-align: center;">From now on</div><div style="text-align: center;">it'll be crisp mornings, </div><div style="text-align: center;">crunchy leaves,</div><div style="text-align: center;">a spread of colors that could give any painter an orgasm.</div><div style="text-align: center;">and that incomparable smell that is</div><div style="text-align: center;"> Autumn.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v644/25/64/646240110/n646240110_5239986_977.jpg" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I absolutely adore fall with a burning passion.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I can't express how much I love it.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Except today was a let down.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Not fall weather at all.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Mother Nature better get in touch with the calender soon, or I'll be one angry woman.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-84314303172778117592009-09-21T17:37:00.000-07:002009-09-21T18:15:14.693-07:00A short introduction...<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5cTiucyO0gafA5UEhqg-rWx9TyN3gHXs9PEMzbSZMLIaRAqE5puA2bmFchcoj9WO_APP_tENlouraBFCpap9LefHarOS7Ar3c77zkeE9_HMmB0krLViVJ7egOJs7MQOBQUNIJJw3XkJGh/s200/Pictures+from+my+camerea.+september+04+003.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 112px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384093756639269106" /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXPXfCnTOrtncjd2Bm-h0egfFekBK-5mFr3rNk4PkhNWRhyphenhyphenDatBju9fL7gw_ZU-b2c7EslyAHjoEsoXS0wiei-jlnd5C5yTzhgWOYa6cpyyzSqbtVrXmMtom5qSb-d97YSUdJzlGzdoZZJ/s1600-h/Emilys+Camera+2009+august+8+079.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 112px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXPXfCnTOrtncjd2Bm-h0egfFekBK-5mFr3rNk4PkhNWRhyphenhyphenDatBju9fL7gw_ZU-b2c7EslyAHjoEsoXS0wiei-jlnd5C5yTzhgWOYa6cpyyzSqbtVrXmMtom5qSb-d97YSUdJzlGzdoZZJ/s200/Emilys+Camera+2009+august+8+079.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384093740304685314" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilLpGyccojBiBZPfe4zac2FXxrRUq42_dt9POA3Um3Uf-MaHIt-Mynf-2jNdUhEwH44L2lj1IN2txrzFLn40PZC1LlPykZD4qEtgTRAZB6ut-IM9cwCYsNI2EmyIJt30egRjHm6F95A1NQ/s1600-h/Emilys+Camera+2009+august+8+055.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 112px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilLpGyccojBiBZPfe4zac2FXxrRUq42_dt9POA3Um3Uf-MaHIt-Mynf-2jNdUhEwH44L2lj1IN2txrzFLn40PZC1LlPykZD4qEtgTRAZB6ut-IM9cwCYsNI2EmyIJt30egRjHm6F95A1NQ/s200/Emilys+Camera+2009+august+8+055.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384093736045010738" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSBCRDOGBH-ITF9Xg9cWvD5TaBkLiJ-vVAHynKJYKhaLdx1NN15sLDaNOQQX9bcwQG_6OtbTT1w8duUVMTzR93TBLiDy55CS_BGxmcn7opwTa_RvAs88UI07B6Rap8n8wU63JFV13Ofiti/s1600-h/Emilys+Camera+2009+august+8+049.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 112px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSBCRDOGBH-ITF9Xg9cWvD5TaBkLiJ-vVAHynKJYKhaLdx1NN15sLDaNOQQX9bcwQG_6OtbTT1w8duUVMTzR93TBLiDy55CS_BGxmcn7opwTa_RvAs88UI07B6Rap8n8wU63JFV13Ofiti/s200/Emilys+Camera+2009+august+8+049.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384093727243644802" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm not too sure what to write about. </div><div style="text-align: center;">What will people find interesting?</div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I guess I should tell you a bit about myself.</div><div style="text-align: center;">That way, you can get some idea who I am.</div><div style="text-align: center;">But the thing is, </div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm not sure who that is just yet.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I guess it's because I'm still young and trying to 'find myself'. </div><div style="text-align: center;">I'll tell you what I know.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div></div><div style="text-align: center;">My name is Emily.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm 14 years old.</div><div style="text-align: center;">I like to take pictures.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Especially of flowers.</div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiebMU_S8XRoH1_3xVWa2MazmKg9nKGrK_Op31Hlsz5lHJ2CR5fCPpKWIm7I-UzM3UjXA285JGwlFNA361aovNRd8BqsGMT77kgGmDw05Eyn_XXC8GGh5lcLjkov8o-LAc12BKU91R0fjY6/s1600-h/Emilys+Camera+2009+august+8+044.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiebMU_S8XRoH1_3xVWa2MazmKg9nKGrK_Op31Hlsz5lHJ2CR5fCPpKWIm7I-UzM3UjXA285JGwlFNA361aovNRd8BqsGMT77kgGmDw05Eyn_XXC8GGh5lcLjkov8o-LAc12BKU91R0fjY6/s320/Emilys+Camera+2009+august+8+044.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384088797885025874" /></a><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZpEtvCDWYMC1WywmYe4CFQeYNT2O6_6QE-FvZZQIscvnHm7u8g7ENy_zhI0IZ_Fxz647dg-aqZsmNuI-WR79lG7K4DXI6dwvk0drWer-IG-8uo9vYncP-7c8PnmInKjVn89pvcb8Zov8x/s320/Pictures+from+my+camerea.+september+04+037.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 180px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384086424944066706" /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I really do like taking pictures of flowers.</div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKxDFCL-UsKH8Q2z7d2wbc5soABWzn4Lq7pup-dLkA8icSfbiC_PliOkkxbH9mSUXcOl9a8mjrv-xUfC6f5aw0KxG_OLVSEw974-fgcgBKP5iuaLvwpw8T3HQeH5Za0OC_s7ScYtDTNFh-/s1600-h/Pictures+from+my+camerea.+september+04+031.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKxDFCL-UsKH8Q2z7d2wbc5soABWzn4Lq7pup-dLkA8icSfbiC_PliOkkxbH9mSUXcOl9a8mjrv-xUfC6f5aw0KxG_OLVSEw974-fgcgBKP5iuaLvwpw8T3HQeH5Za0OC_s7ScYtDTNFh-/s320/Pictures+from+my+camerea.+september+04+031.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384085958829642306" /></a> <div><br /></div><div> I also really like music.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"> Ok, that was an understatement. </div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm totally obsessed with music.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Playing music. Singing music.Listening to music.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Music music music.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOSRgKRJfPEWVpX2DzsGWhlrIUKXGtYlh7jh7o7YtO0jEDQAFIXjJWNN-QzDImQE6e87aMgOBpu9w_yZoAEKCJv8Ji4M2ICOkmaW1LJda1OC4fQ5Ai9yzoqMmprmX4iXsDgE2aHKnR-smD/s320/Emilys+Camera+2009+august+8+015.jpg" /></div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">And that's pretty much it.</div><div style="text-align: center;">Honestly, I'm not all that interesting.</div><div style="text-align: center;">And I'll probably have to write about something besides myself to keep anyone interested.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2327290000753461393.post-52043761889807079502009-09-20T18:28:00.000-07:002009-09-20T18:38:23.594-07:00My first ever blog post.About a year ago, my Dad started a blog. <div>I laughed at the idea, convinced that blogs were solely for geeks who spent too much time in their basements.<br />Then I started reading The Sartorialist, Garance Dore, Sea of Shoes and many other blogs of that nature.</div><div>Now, I don't laugh at the idea of blogs.</div><div>In fact, I quite like the idea.</div><div>I even decided to start my own.</div><div><br /></div><div>So here it is, my Blog.</div><div><br /></div><div>The title of my blog was inspired by the great tragedy that is my twin brothers shoe size.</div><div>Poor Jackson, size 12 length, 4E width.<br /><br /><br /></div>emily.elizabethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01257737775586939542noreply@blogger.com1